Pros of being a quadriplegic.. By Charles (with a bit of editing to make it incomprehensible)

 

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May your PROS outweigh the cons always!

1-You can get the last ticket available for Eddie Vedder’s concert playing in Berlin just 15 minutes before the start (trust me if it was for showing my boobs, they would have not find a spot for us)

2-You can find great parking spot where actually also a clumsy person like me can fit

3-The “panorama” at your eye level when you are in the street is usually amazing especially when Jessie is pushing

4-You will always find a place where to seat although the venue is crowded

5-If someone is annoying you, you can run into his/her ankle pretending that you lost control of the wheelchair

6-You can always get drunk and wait for your chaffeur

7-Shoes last forever

8-You can always say something which is not funny and makes no sense but people will still laugh at your jokes

9-People are eager to help (not valid for taxi driver in Spain so far)

10-You can get great discounts pretty much everywhere and also your lucky and privileged companion will

LAST BUT NOT LEAST If you smile you will always get a smile in return but this is valid for everyone!

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